prison cricket

Typically a woman who receives mail from random men in prison.

Jesus christ Rose! This whole stack of mail is from different inmates! What are you somekind of prison cricket.

by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023

Prison tight

when you squeeze your butt cheeks closed so tight nothing is getting in!!!

Tried to have butt sex with my girl but she is prison tight!!!

by memaw reeny July 25, 2019

prison couch

When you are at a party and a girl is all over you on the couch and you can’t get up or get her off.

Dude you have a girlfriend you can’t be all over Jessica like that.

What was I supposed to do she had me in a prison couch!

by Bigshmoneydawg September 26, 2021

JIGSAW PRISON EXPERIMENT

The FILE SKUNK(CRAZY) PAPERS.

It is as horrible of the song NO KORE TEARS TO CRY as , the JIGSAW PRISON EXPERIMENT is the THINK TANK SKANK of very unpleasant discomforts that build more and more in intensity from the excretions and natural LIFE SAMPLES that the PEDOPHILE'S body put out PRISON somewhere

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 29, 2021

Prison princess

A weak person in prison who is turned gay

Man 1: Did you hear about Jack? He became Harrys prison princess

by Harry the prisoner June 11, 2024

Prison fanny pack

A portable harry ass for any time discreet fucking.

Timmy busy with that damn prison fanny pack again.

by Greekgod311 February 4, 2020

Faggot Prison

The giant, open-air prison that is the United States, because you need a lot of money to leave America and change citizenships legally, and the gay leadership has kept all the good paying jobs for other gay individuals, so you can't leave.

Since they're in the business of changing names now, they ought to change the name of this faggot prison to Faggotland USA.

by Publius0987 April 13, 2025