pokemon

A slang term for a woman's vagina. Usually a shaven one, as it's seemingly more child-like when shaven, as such. Usually a term used between men who are discussing 'capturing a pokemon', by taking a photograph, to show the friend later, although can be used between a hetersexual couple when a man is asking the woman when he will be able to 'catch her pokemon' again.

Buddy #1: 'Heard you tagged that blond-ho that was sittin' at the end of the bar last night, dude'
Buddy #2: 'Yap, tasty pie on that one, a hairless-hole.'
Buddy #1: 'You capture that pokemon for me, bro?'
Buddy #2: 'Sure did, total dolphin-blonde, my brother, wanna' gander?'
Buddy #1: 'Does shit come out brown? Hells yeah!'

by coozehound72 August 18, 2010

Pokemon

Originally a Japanese TV show, Pokemon was quickly made into a game for Gameboy. It then spread to the US, of course cutting out the violence and mature themes, and was swallowed goddamn it screw this

god...DAMMIT!!!!!! "there's someone in my head but it's not me"

by screw you, your, mom, and above anyone else to screw, screw YOU! July 24, 2008

Poeminister

an emoticon of unknown meaning and origin. Originaly bought to question by one GM of melbournebeats.c fame. Some dudes probably know what it means but I don't. Scholars maintain that the true meaning is probably known only to an extreme splinter group of l337 hax0rz, so leet that they use some new kind of internet that we don't even know about.

"Lisa got peominister'd in the bukake!"
"What's for dinner? Poeminister again?"
"What's for dinner? Bukake again?"
"Bukake!"

by Juan Xiao Winslet III July 20, 2008

pokemunch

a pokemon fan who is made fun of and has good reason to have such done to him.

Dude, that fucking nerd is such a pokemunch!

by anarchism theory February 27, 2008

poemelt

noun. po'-e-melt

1. a poem that melts your heart, especially one written for you or about you, or sent to you in a card.
2. the feeling of having your heart melted by a poem, song, artsy drama, musical chik-flik, or a good poetic line from your sweetie.

Poemelt from my sweet Miss J

Outside the snow is glistening...
And my heart just breathes a sigh.
How I wish that you were here,
To hold me close, just you and I .

I'd wrap my arms around you,
Gently pull you to my chest.
Then kiss you very softly...
My heart full of tenderness.

Yes, I'd hold you close forever,
As a tear escapes my eye...
Because of all I'm feeling,
Of all the years gone by.

How I long to hold and touch you,
Clasp your tender hand in mine,
Outside today it's snowing...
But there's a fire in this heart of mine.

by Gallavantin December 15, 2009

Poemwpfl

This word it used to describe a person or piece of writing that attempts to sound poetic but ends up sounding cocky, arrogant and seeming like an all round asshole.

Pronounced like poem-woop-full

That essay was very poemwpfl.

or

You sound very poemwpfl today.

by Shvukini November 16, 2010

Poement

(noun) 1.When speaking of the late Edgar Allen Poe, and one finds the social situation remarkably similar to one of his poems. 2.However, some believe the word defines a moment in which you channel Edgar and the moment is inspired by Poe.

1. "Did someone else hear a heart beat under your floor? Or is it just me?"
2. Ellie turns to Katie and chuckles, "Oh my, what a lovely poement we have just enjoyed!"

by Katidid August 2, 2012