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I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.
by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023
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Grey Pill

THE GRAY PILL
you have seen the blue pill.
you have seen the red pill.
you have seen the black pill.
you have seen the green pill.
you have seen the purple pill.
after learning about all these pills you have decided that everybody was born with an extra chromosome.
now you see things for how they are and not how you or others want them to be.

congratulations.
person 1: i am grey pilled.
person 2: what does that mean?
person 1: fuck off.
by BASED MOTHER FUCKER January 17, 2024
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Purple Pill

Purple pill is when you kind of have blue pill goals, for example, you want to have children, you want to have a long-term relationship, but you stay red-pilled inside of that.

Most people get into the purple-pill part of their lives when they've gone through enough experiences in both spheres and have a broader perspective regarding life in general.
Jack: Hey man, you're on self-improvement?
Matt: No.
Jack: What about you Adonis?
Adonis: Yes.
Jack: So you're red-pilled like me?
Adonis: No, even though I assert Dominance and Leadership, I still aspire to be a great father and have a lovely wife. Purple Pill is the way.
Jack: OK, but I won't try to comprehend what you actually mean right now, until I have gone through enough stupid BS and unfulfilling experiences, then perhaps after 15 years I'll get what you mean after all.
by TheB1tchSlayer7 February 15, 2024
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Birkenstock-pilled

It refers to someone recognising the patriarcal systems that exists in the world.

A play on the term "red-pilled" based on the movie Barbie where Barbie is offered the learn the truth by picking flat Birkenstock (and travelling to the real world) or picking a a pair of pink high heels that reject that for keeping things as they are and ignoring reality.
I used to think men should be paid more but then I got Birkenstock-pilled and realised women deserve to be paid the same for equal work
by Kemal Shand August 17, 2023
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Gold pill

The gold pill amounts to a twofold motive:
1. men expecting women to come to the relationship table with a material/financial comittment, and
2. rejection of the romantic chivalry model.
Suzie told her romantic date that it's a man's job is to financially provide for all woman's financial needs, to which Johnny replied, "screw that, I'm a gold pill man! Women need to pull some of the weight."
by rational_man May 11, 2025
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Pill sergeant

That one friend who oversees the group intake of drugs, and makes sure everyone keeps apexing their high.
James: Oh wow, I'm starting to come down a bit you know.

Taylor: You won't be saying that in a minute when Pill Sergeant Jack makes his rounds.
by QueenJamaal May 30, 2020
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Pill Yourself

Telling someone to take their prescription medication if they haven't yet

•Telling someone to kill themselves by overdosing
•Hey grandma, stop talking with your schizo demons and pill yourself.

You suck ass, you fatherless twat. Go pill yourself.
by Un2siast January 15, 2024
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