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periodic pump-handle pacification 

Refers to da playful vigorous arms-bobbing dat you smilingly give a small child (usually a boy, but a fairly-sturdy girl may enjoy this, as well) every so often during a visit to his folks' residence, whenever he comes around wanting a little attention. Usually a few seconds of grabbing his hands and shaking his arms up and down while making "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh!" sounds will happily satisfy him for at least a short time; usually he will patter off and play again, and then you can continue conversion with his parents for a while until he scampers back to you for another "helping".
I always love giving little kids generous doses of periodic pump-handle pacification as a way to keep them satisfied and entertained while I'm engaged in other activities... it's totally fulfilling and attention-giving for them, it's a great way of bonding with them, and it's 100% calorie-free --- i.e, I never get in trouble with their parents for giving them candy or for "feeding them rich snacks before supper" which would make them less hungry for whatever blander-tasking health-food that their parents want them to chow down on instead.
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-(Peer- ee - idd, noun)
A type of punctuation used after a sentence when thai sentence is finished.
-A liquid that comes out of a woman's hoo haa for a period of time.
-(Peer- ee -odd, noun)
Something used after a sentence are word to say something is final; makes someone sound like a straight savage. Period.
"I just started my period a few days ago."
"You're a stupid *ss hoe. Period.
Period by Ms. Zorbie January 12, 2020
When a lady bleeds out of her cootchieeee 1 a month because her uterus wants to rip her up so be nice to her >:(...never ask a girl if she is on her |period|
I’m on my |period...|
Period... by Heyitsmewhatsup February 16, 2020
women grow penises every month, it's highly recommended for them to chop them off in order to prevent infection. when they cut them off, they bleed, this is a period aka female menstrual cycle
today jessica got her period

omg really me too.. I cut mine off with a machete
period by jaylakills June 26, 2020

periodanté 

Periodanté yo hair lookin' cute girly!
periodanté by Toxickxkk September 6, 2020
A period is when a female SUFFERS from bleeding and cramps,and men say that women aren’t funny and weak.we bleed EVERY MONTH/YEAR. THE FUCK. It’s also the month/year when females aren’t too happy and are very mad because of all these hormones.
Female:GOD I HATE THESE CRAMPS.
Other female:you’re on you period...aren’t you?
Period by A pansexual goth September 20, 2020
Hell on earth
"Whats wrong with her?"
"She is on her period."
Period by anonymous November 30, 2020