penis

something you don't have

Your girlfriend has a penis, you don't.

by reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 2, 2009

penis

twin tower without the south tower

something that goes into tim wu's harry vagina

by youngho suh December 3, 2003

penis

wow, you must be really gay or incredibly stupid to look up this word.....douche

Right after i saw you looking at pictures of penis', i knew that you were a total faggot

by Caleb Cox December 22, 2007

Penis

A moral compass without thought.

Ah man, what about banging that girl over there? Ah man, she's having a rough time, my head says no, but I got to follow my penis!

by nutsinatin December 30, 2011

Penis

Penis - Slang for Ice. From icechewing.com

I love chewing on penis, Taco Bell has the best penis

by Exodus88 March 27, 2005

Penis

See Silky Smooth

Silky Smooth is a Penis!

by Star_Wars_Geek_1 May 30, 2004

Penis

something that i male has that he uses to think with, and half the time doesn't know how to use for anything else...

I met this guy last night and he had a very small penis, which left me with nothing to work with.

by jenn April 13, 2003