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parker

she loves everybody. She flirts with every boy with long hair, whos cute, or just literally anybody random.
She also hates cheese. etree
Connor :Wow parker is really cute!
Seth : But im gay?
by mocahgamer April 13, 2021
mugGet the parkermug.

Dirty Parker

During anal sex between two men the giver finishes then pulls out and proceeds to “dock” onto the recipients penis head.
Bob was smashing my shithole last night and once he’d finished he grabbed my cock and latched on with an unexpected “Dirty Parker”.
by Killerjimbob March 17, 2023
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Parker

a ginger with asian eyes and no eyebrows. he only wears Nike, Under armor and Adidas. he also always chews gum very loudly and spits it in Mia K's hair.
"did you see Parker spit gum in Mia's hair?"
by Big Booty Lightskin Diva December 2, 2019
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Parker

A guy who will act super nice at first. Is into sports and has lots of friends who are douchebags but seems different until you really get to know him. Once you do, you better run because he gets super possessive, argumentative and never lets you have an opinion. He may have a large dick but don't let it fool you as his personality is actually total shit and due to his cockiness he doesn't understand how to take no for an answer.
Person 1: "Wow I fucked Parker last night. Best sex EVER."
Person 2: Girl you didn't tell me he was a PARKER. You better stop dating him they're jerks.
by urbanspite January 31, 2018
mugGet the Parkermug.

Parker

Parker she’s the most amazing GIRL she’s so sweet and caring and will support you through everything! She is always laughing and making your day better. She is always looking for someone to joke around with! She’s very athletic and very very competitive. She is a beautiful girl with hardly any flaws! She has a very kind heart and makes an amazing friend🥰
Person #1“Did you talk to Parker today?
”Person #2“Yeah she’s so sweet!”
by thegreatperson01 November 8, 2019
mugGet the Parkermug.

Parker Johnpiere

A guy whos destiny is to lose a comp and eat a cum cracker.
Parker Johnpiere lost the comp!
by funnyguy694220 October 10, 2019
mugGet the Parker Johnpieremug.

D’ante Parker

friend 1: hey girl guess who i just linked with

friend 2: who

friend 1: d’ante parker!
friend 2: I was just with him last night wtf

“your acting like Dante”
“ I don’t cheat imma parker”
by Tallheifer3 February 2, 2023
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