It's his nose

A statement of shock. Often used in situations involving yellow sponges.
you're making out with spongebob and things start to get heated. your tongues are battling and your hands are roaming all over his chest. he manages to pull off your pants while still sucking your mouth. you pull apart and you turn around, spreading your cheeks apart. you expect him to unzip his pants but his face smashes into your ass as you feel something long fucking into you: it's his nose.
by chimken_nunget May 18, 2022
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nose hose

A "nose hose" is the flexible tube used to deliver forced air from a CPAP machine into the sleeping person's airway.
It is important to clean one's CPAP nose hose regularly to prevent unwanted CRAP buildup.
by ElCommissioner October 16, 2018
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Nose hose

Noun: Not actually a real thing, but it appears to be located in the sinus cavities of toddlers and constantly blows out mucus at varying speeds.
When he was little, Shep’s nose hoses would always range from slow drip to geyser.
by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019
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Pitero's nose

Similar to Achiles ankle. It is his weakness. Just press it and he dies of pressed nose disease. Which make no mistake is a very serious disease.
Guy 1: I had enough of this pitero! I pressed pitero's nose!
Guy 2: He really must have deserved it
by 1000Bucks May 07, 2021
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Nose Roids

When you swap some cocaine monkeys gear for Creatine and watch him ram it in his face.
That dumb fuck snorted so many Nose Roids he'll be doing push ups with his nostrils
by Paddy_T Bag October 01, 2009
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blue nose

Bitter and twisted fans of the blue shite from Goodison Park. Often refer to past events from Liverpool FC's past. Very very Jealous of the success of Liverpool FC and often whine and complain that things do not go their way. Most of their fans are from Wales, but they constantly berate Liverpool fans for being 'foreign'.
For a more complete example of blue nose, see Wingeing Bastards!
by Chris McDonnell September 21, 2006
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spanish nose

the art of placing ones nose in the anal cavity of someone else and exhaling. called so since many spanish people were thought to have performed this during the revolution
Pedro spanished nosed Juan last night in my bed
by Jasvk May 13, 2003
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