jizz wrangler

One who commands multiple offering of ejaculate in their mouth without spilling amy after sucking many cocks in succession

"What about that ho at the crack party?" "Dude she took 13 cocks and never spilled a drop, a total jizz wrangler!" "Man, that's my mom!"

by munchowskysonville October 5, 2005

keyboard jizz

Jizz that lands on your keyboard due to unexpectedly explosive ejaculation.

Andy was masturbating furiously, he got carried away and this resulted in keyboard jizz.

by dah commie monster October 28, 2013

jizz biscuit

a pastry filled with semen

you are a jizz biscuit

by waldo December 4, 2003

jizz rag

A used gentlemen's magazine, such as a playboy or hustler or other pornographic periodical.

called so because of its moistened nature from the male owner's over-excitement.

Dude, I went to Amazing and bought Tyler a jizz rag since he can't go there himself... the little creeper.

by seangribben January 15, 2008

jizz biscuit

a wad of tissue, a towel, or any other material that is wadded up and used to wipe up semen after one masturbates.

Dude, i didn't blow my nose with it. It's a jizz biscuit.

by PervertedMidget June 18, 2009

Jizz Fag

The lowest form of fag imaginable. Not just a fag but a fag covered in jizz. It's pretty horrible if you think about it.

Yoh, you seen what your man was wearing? Homie looks like a straight up, Jizz Fag!

by Diego Pendejo September 16, 2009

Magical Jizz

Jizz from a gifted person who has they ability through jizz, to do almost anything with that jizz.
Paintings, Food items, music, Monster trucks, curing cancer, etc....

I stopped a tsunami yesterday with my Magical Jizz.

Jesus couldn't perform miracles, it was his Magical Jizz.

by DannyMc93 September 23, 2009