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jess murphy

A out of control grog monster inhabited by the spirit of miffy. She was a good host due to the large amount of beer being abled to be consumed by her. She goes fucking mental when the spirit of miffy shows itself. Throws her hubby to be through doors and pounds his forehead with her sloppy tits.
Jess murphy got miffed last night and went nuts about not being able to breast feed children.
by henryhenryhenderson August 3, 2016
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Jesse

Jesse is that type of person that might seem happy but deep down he's like a candle in the wind but he goes through life like everything is O.K because he's a Nisha, Savannah, Zack and a Chloe at he his side and with them there is not that they can't do then throw an Alonique and there you have a high school drama story
Man Jesse has been through a lot luckily he has has Zack Savannah Nisha and Chloe.
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jess

she is the world even tho she is taller than you BY A INCH but that's ok because she is nice and pretty and outgoing and a good and she is the best girlfriend she is the bomb
-jess is the best
by 85403w5964w5t4w November 14, 2021
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Jesse

Typically found in sheds working on toys or driving dune buggies on their private islands. Also known for being yee yee and sending girls pre-work selfies. Or just selfies in general.
What a stud, he’s such a Jesse.
by Biscuitoneshotwonder May 29, 2021
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Jizzy jezzy jess

A Jizzy Jizzy Jess is someone with poor pussy hygiene to point of having its own ecosystem.
I looked at her crusty panties and found out she was a Jizzy Jezzy Jess
by Mindy Vendetta May 7, 2022
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Jesse

A rich boy who always brags about his money. Gets mad at people when they step on his 600 dollar shoes. Nobody likes Jesse expect for other rich sassy rude kids. He has teleporting powers and stalks people. Jesse is a weird mf
Person 1: There’s a new kid named Jesse at Harvey
Person 2: I don’t give af
by stellaiscool March 11, 2022
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Jesse

That type of guy that sits on a couch and drinks coke all day
Jesse be like
by Coolguy2815 October 24, 2020
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