bum noodles

-long skinny poo comes in long countinous lines
-slang term for hemorrhoids

"I was makin my own noodles after tea last night 'bum noodles'"

"Yo man check out those bum noodles, they are like hell on my ass."

by bourkes May 14, 2005

ramen noodle

A ramen noodle is a term for someone who is homosexual, likes the same sex or even someone who does not identify with “straight"or “heterosexual" anyone who is in the LGBT community can identify with ramen noodle.

i.e.That guy over there is a ramen noodle. Did you guys know that there is a ramen noodle in school. Ramen noodles are"gay".

by Ramen noodle for life March 21, 2017

Whispering Noodle

This is the opposite of the "whispering eye" (vagina).

This definition would be for the male member, or commonly known as the penis.

"Dude, I just got kicked in the whispering noodle!"

"I'm so hot, take me...take me now with your manly whispering noodle"

by crustybean June 10, 2009

Noodle Sex

When walking by a person with a popsicle in his/her mouth and then giving you the 'sup' nod.

Girl: Oh, that guy over there just totally noodle sexed me.

by Whattsernamee July 17, 2010

Noodle Duty

v. To watch and protect the sweet, valuable noodles while they are cooking. Primarily to ensure that they do not stick to the bottom of the pan and that the water does not boil over.

Hey Ben, I'm going to go to the bathroom and not flush, you're on noodle duty until I get back.

by mrgnfnx February 16, 2009

noodle nectar

curiously milky projectile. often sticky.

...she loves noodle nectar!

by Noodlehoss May 3, 2004

noodle necking

when a feminine person wiggles there neck like a bobble head while trying to make a point

female: na uh oh no you didnt..... male: why you noodle necking.

by DaBadGuy360 February 1, 2012