A stupid, fat cow who reminds you of that fat kid in high school who tries to be cool but is a total loser. Bears an uncanny resemblance to Pugsley of the Addams family, only much fatter and uglier. Claims to be able to rap but his raps have the flow of his grandma's period blood and the lyrics of a two year old on meth. A note of caution to stay away from this fat sod when he is hungry, as he will try to eat you. A single bite from a Nick Crompton will turn you into an ugly, fat, and brain dead zombie like him.
You know its Nick Crompton and my belly keeps jiggling,
Yes, I am fat, so, please give me fried chicken,
England is my city,
And if it weren't for Team 10, then who'd have seen my titty
I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he licks my p*ssy
Yes, I am fat, so, please give me fried chicken,
England is my city,
And if it weren't for Team 10, then who'd have seen my titty
I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he licks my p*ssy
by DaveM92 August 26, 2017
Get the Nick Cromptonmug. The 6'3 skinny, but sexy guitarist from The Strokes. Probably used to not have many friends in highschool besides Jules and Fab. Has long dark sexy hair and bites his bottom lip while doing guitar leads.
by Jennifer April 14, 2004
Get the Nick Valensimug. You shot someone, took them to a smelting plant and still managed to take two showers today? Who are you, Nick Peterson?
by This_ol_name December 9, 2008
Get the Nick Petersonmug. ugk. wow nick wheeler is kick ass. he's an awsome guitarist, he has the best hair EVER, he definitely makes the all-american rejects. i mean he's the lead guitarist, back up vocals, puts the music to the songs and does all the programming stuff and that thing that he does with his lips is adorable! wow hes awsome!
by theXcigaretteXsong March 19, 2004
Get the Nick Wheelermug. A long haired gentle being who has a passion for pirate metal and pineapple pizza. He has just found out what a 'rusty trombone' is but not yet tried it...
by BelaLugosi69 October 24, 2013
Get the Nick.mug. by gj4rpfogjurefgidi June 11, 2018
Get the Nickmug. by Bull calculators can't compute October 26, 2014
Get the nickmug.