polar bears need to be saved

on jan 6 2021 trump will be dumping alot of oil into the ocean and it will melt the ice and kill the polar bears.

hey ___ polar bears need to be saved please help them :(

by help polar bears December 30, 2020

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

He needs it

A stock phrase used in fighting game communities with the intent of making fun of players who main characters with overpowered attributes while insisting that they need said attributes to avoid being bottom-tier.

Smash Bros Spectator 1: So, let me get this straight... Dr. Mario was destroying King K. Rool for the entire last stock... and then K. Rool just mashes Down-Smash in a panic and kills at 50% while he's at 183%?

Spectator 2: I know, right? Trust me bro, he needs it. Definitely.

by ZauzTheBlacksmith June 24, 2022

Beer needs a beer

Beer needs a beer is a good song! It's like a beer drinking a beer to a six pack of beers!

A Beer needs a Beer!

Beer: Grab a beer!

*Grab a beer and drinks it!

*Grabs a six pack of beer!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 20, 2023

Much needed

A made up adjective white women use on Facebook to emphasize the perceived importance of an activity they are posting about, usually involving a vacation or spending time with family or friends. Meant to convey how busy the woman’s life is (hence why this activity was “much needed”), as well as how much the people tagged in the post mean to her/how it makes her look that these people are voluntarily included in her busy life. Every sentence in a “much needed” post ends in an exclamation point.

A much needed family movie night! The perfect way to end our first week back at work after our much needed 2-week trip to Cabo! Hope Ashley and Josh can join us next month on our much needed winery weekend! It can’t come soon enough!

by Gloria in te domine May 22, 2022

What Need For a Fence That Is On The Verge Of Decay

Literal Meaning:

There is no point in keeping up a fence if it is worn down- unable to do its job

Figurative Meaning:

At times there is no need for unnecessary doubt when it is incapable of preventing the inevitable

- Dmitri Milan Mikhailov

Individual A: "I find myself completely distraught, whatever am I supposed to do dear compadre?"
Individual B: "Fret not my dear, for what Need for a Fence that is on the verge of decay?"

by Dmitri Theodore Mikhailov August 22, 2024

Need somebody, baby

I’m still thinking about her :(

I’ve never met Alyssa before. But now that I have, I am too fascinated. I know it sounds cheesy but I’m thinking, “Where have we been all this time?”

Need somebody, baby. <3 I want to talk to this disturbed woman. I want to feel like her hero or something. It would be amazing if she felt the same way about me. :(

I really feel something strongly with her. I’m a little ashamed...

by WorseThanHitler October 30, 2020