Never

Not ever. Not once. No way, no how. Nada.

Guy 1 - “Have you seen Sonic 2?”
Guy 2 - “Never.”
Guy 1 - “Well, there’s this one part whe-”
Guy 2 - “DON’T spoil it.”

by Captain Ravioli June 16, 2022

Never gonna give

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it

by Sam—kids October 12, 2022

Never-ending bowl

The phenomenon in which, when faced with a bowl of food (salad, pasta, etc.), eating continually does nothing to decrease the quantity of food from which you started.

A: "Dude, are you even eating?"
B: "I am, it’s just a never-ending bowl!"

by aureliaaurita June 20, 2024

queen never cry

an internet meme that originated from tiktok. it usually shows a panel from a comic called "Ki Sisters" where a mother gave birth to her daughter, and once it was born, she looks at it and said "queen never cry" the daughter locks tf in and makes a diva face. It gained popularity due to it being so fucking weird and funny. also because of the poor english

Sarah: "Jessica, my boyfriend broke up with me. I don't know what to do."
Jessica: "Queen never cry"

Sarah: *locks the fuck in and makes an uncanny ass DIVA face"

by bigpimpin'jamie November 25, 2024

never in my nine lives

“Never in my nine lives” bites off the whole cats have nine lives thing. It’s what you say when something’s so unbelievable, it’s like it never happened, not even once across all nine of your lives.

“Girl, you're crazy if you really think I’m buying that story. Never in my nine lives would I fall for that.

by Opiumbae September 9, 2025

never

not ever

you never will get a girlfriend just like your dick won’t grow

by your a buttholebaby March 4, 2022

...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.

Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

by QuacksO April 29, 2024