mushroom

a disgusting filth of growth that is literal fungi and tastes like alien slime and smells like your worst nightmare.
if you are someone who has had the unfornunate meeting of taste buds to mushroom, please seek assistance before you turn 40
by dellabella July 12, 2022
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mushroom

a name of a very caring person :D
hes a mushroom for sure!
by kenmaiseatingawatermelon November 14, 2020
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mushroom

the devils fucking sex toys. people who like mushrooms cannot be trusted.
person 1: hey do you want some alfredo?
person2: sureee but are there mushrooms?
person 1: yeah dude, they're fucking good
person 2: nah man mushrooms are disgusting!
by babycløut August 11, 2019
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Mushroom

A type of fungus that can be edible or poisonous. They can be prepared in many ways, such a sauteed, grilled, stuffed, etcetera. There is more to mushrooms than drugs, internet...
Hey Dad, do you see the mushrooms over there?
Don't eat those honey, they could be poisonous!!
But we make mushroom soup all the time, Dad. D:
Yes, but those are edible, safe mushrooms
Ok...
by kermit37 December 21, 2020
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Kidaki Mushroom

Kidaki Mushroom is a versatile slang term used to express a range of emotions, including confusion, frustration, or overwhelming excitement. The meaning of the word depends on the context of the situation, allowing it to adapt to various emotions and scenarios.
Confusion: "I asked her about the party, and she gave me this Kidaki Mushroom look like she had no idea what I was talking about."

Frustration: "I've been trying to assemble this furniture for hours, and it's becoming a real Kidaki Mushroom moment. I can't figure out where these screws are supposed to go!"

Overly excited: "When I found out I got the job, I was so Kidaki Mushroom that I couldn't stop smiling for the rest of the day!"
by SlangSculptor December 17, 2023
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Mushrooming

We’ll be mushrooming during the full moon.
by Mushroom31 May 12, 2022
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little miss mushroom stamp

A person who has been given or is assumed to have been given a multitude of mushroom stamps. Could be used as an insult or a term of endearment.
So you think you're better than me little miss mushroom stamp.
Hey little miss mushroom stamp you missed drinks last night
by sdmama April 10, 2017
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