minge milk

The juices that come out of a big sweaty minge.

I don't want no cows milk on my cornflakes! I want your moms juicy minge milk!

by Darraghdaly May 5, 2015

Mengel

(v.) to punt a football horribly; named after UCLA punter Matt Mengal

He mengeled that punt.

by MattSub January 28, 2016

mingechete

A mingechete (/məngˈʃɛti/; Spanish pronunciation: mangˈtʃete) is a large cleaver-like knife. The blade is typically 32.5 to 45 centimeters (12.8 to 17.7 in) long and usually under 3 millimeters (0.12 in) thickness. In the Spanish language, the word is a diminutive form of the word minge, which means vagina or beaver and was used to refer to large unkempt female genital areas.1 It’s primary use is to clear a path through the severely overgrown pubic area bush2 to allow access to the sin cave.

Pack: Wallace, I've been wanting you for years... (I'm drippin' weet}
Wallace: You look awesome right now.
Pack: Give it to me now, big boy......
Wallace: Bazinga, your bush is so dense and jungle-like down here, I'm totally choking on pubes, I should've brought a Mingechete to clear a path to your steaming sin cave.

by dotdotwallace March 6, 2016

minge lock

The taking of a large woman for fingering at short notice.

Toby had that big grey haired unit in a minge lock.

by tobyunedog August 16, 2016

Minge miner

Someone that gets a lot of sex.

I got laid again, just last night!
Aahh mate! You're such a minge miner bro!

by Minge miner May 17, 2016

Minge cringe

When a girl sees an ugly lad she has slept with

Oh my god there's my ex .. he's so ugly I've got minge cringe

by Kawysgs November 22, 2016

mengerink

Someone with a lot of influence in the community. Surname originates in the netherlands. Often used to express that someone uses social Sway and "charity" to advance their own selfish goals.

"Sabrina is so nice! She is having a bakesale to help orphaned puppies."
"Yeah, but she's just doing it because Adam likes dogs. She's trying to steal him from Valeria."
"Wow. I didn't know that. What a Mengerink!"

by Kitten137 December 20, 2016