mingechete

A mingechete (/məngˈʃɛti/; Spanish pronunciation: mangˈtʃete) is a large cleaver-like knife. The blade is typically 32.5 to 45 centimeters (12.8 to 17.7 in) long and usually under 3 millimeters (0.12 in) thickness. In the Spanish language, the word is a diminutive form of the word minge, which means vagina or beaver and was used to refer to large unkempt female genital areas.1 It’s primary use is to clear a path through the severely overgrown pubic area bush2 to allow access to the sin cave.

Pack: Wallace, I've been wanting you for years... (I'm drippin' weet}
Wallace: You look awesome right now.
Pack: Give it to me now, big boy......
Wallace: Bazinga, your bush is so dense and jungle-like down here, I'm totally choking on pubes, I should've brought a Mingechete to clear a path to your steaming sin cave.

by dotdotwallace March 6, 2016

Minglecheese

A generic insult, implying someone is either stupid or annoying.

‘You’re such a minglecheese.’ ‘Stop being a minglecheese.’

by A137 July 9, 2024