mudduck

fuckup

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

muddles

Muddles is a form of cuddling which include wondering hand syndrome which leads to sexual intercourse.

foreplay under pretense of cuddling =)

Hey baby, did you want to come over for some muddles?

by Steven123456789 June 10, 2008

Muddy

Refers to a females vagina that happens to be loose or particularly large.

Ay cuz, Marvin said that bitch muddy as hell, I dont even wanna hit it no more...

by Ben Marley October 2, 2005

mudder

A person, usually a young teenage boy, althought can be anyone, who plays a type of MUD game (Multi-User Dungeon). These are all text based games, and so, the person who would be lame enough to do this, has NO life, hence a mudder.

Tom: You play any internet games yo?

James: Sure, I play this text-based game online called MajorMUD.

Tom: That's lame as hell dude. You mudder.

by ferm August 17, 2006

muddy foley

This is what you call it when two people get together, and one person holds his/her anus open while the other person craps into their open asshole.

would you like to come back to my place for a muddy foley? I will pay you.

by Kevin Foley August 30, 2008

Muddy Minefield

The act of engaging in fellatio immediately following sodomy (commonly known as "ass to mouth"), but with the modification of the person performing the act having a mouthful of Pop Rocks. The sensation of popping candy on a penis is comparable to being sucked off by a minefield, hence the term.

"Dude, my dick feels terrible."
"What happened, think you might have caught something from that freaky broad last night?"
"No man, she gave me a Muddy Minefield."
"Dang. You should see a doctor."

by Biafraid February 25, 2010

muddy river

where a girl takes a massive dump on your lap and makes you piss yourself

merlin miranda got her revenge on me by tieing me to a chair and performing a muddy river on my lap.

by wordup247 October 28, 2010