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Alabama Mouse Squeaker

The act of an Alabama Mouse Squeak is when a man drowns his penis in melted cheese in order to lube a woman's vagina. After the woman's vagina is properly lubed the man will stick a mouse or hamster in to the woman. In order to finish the man must find the mouse with his penis and scoop it out before the rodent finds and nibbles on the woman's clitoris. Usually the victims are cousins and must tell there respective parents within 30 minuets of preforming this great work of art.
Last night me and my cousin tried a Alabama Mouse Squeaker, I found that sucker in 5 minuets.
by The Big Cheeser 123 December 22, 2020
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Mickey Mouse Club House

A sex move were 4 dicks are inserted into a man or woman's asshole
John: Yo guys wanna run a Mickey Mouse Club House on Stephan?

3 other guys: Hell yeah!
by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021
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chasing the cotton mouse

When your gal is on her shark week amd you're horney, you stick your hands in her pants to find the string to pull it out of her vagina.

String refers to the tail of the cotton mouse.
"Bro we were on the couch netflixing and chill and it took me only 5 mins before I was chasing the cotton mouse."
by Tyler Dunkle January 9, 2016
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mouse

Mouse: a small-boned hardcore kid, who spends his time being nice to people's computers and seducing thse that are sleeping.
geez, did you see the horrid carnage mouse did to the singer of Walk a Mile's computer? that thing went to hell in a basket...
by XbloodXandXcookiesX April 17, 2004
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mouse cock

A tiny or very small penis.
Josh has a case of mouse cock that small dicked bastard
by pkt December 17, 2004
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micky mouse

by Anonymous March 15, 2003
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mouse

Hot babe , from the moviee Pal Joey 1957
That girl is a mouse see trailer on movielink
by Bruce J August 23, 2006
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