The act of an Alabama Mouse Squeak is when a man drowns his penis in melted cheese in order to lube a woman's vagina. After the woman's vagina is properly lubed the man will stick a mouse or hamster in to the woman. In order to finish the man must find the mouse with his penis and scoop it out before the rodent finds and nibbles on the woman's clitoris. Usually the victims are cousins and must tell there respective parents within 30 minuets of preforming this great work of art.
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When your gal is on her shark week amd you're horney, you stick your hands in her pants to find the string to pull it out of her vagina.
String refers to the tail of the cotton mouse.
String refers to the tail of the cotton mouse.
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