morning nob

your nob after a big night of wanking and or sex

Girlfreind: "whats that fishy smell?"
Brain: "oh thats just my morning nob"

by Hakko October 2, 2004

Morning Brew

A mixture of dried snot, drool, and eye crust mixed with your first cup of coffee in the morning. If there was sexual intercourse or any other similar actions, cum and fecial mater, if involved, can also be added to make a more potent mixture.

Nothing wakes you up better than a nice steaming hot cup of morning brew.

by DeMarkus & Chang December 14, 2010

morning after flats

Flat shoes that can roll up and fit easily into a purse so that a girl won't have to do the walk of shame in her heels from the night before.

Thank god I brought my morning after flats to the party last night, otherwise I would have had to walk home from that rando's house in stilettos the next morning.

by m187 January 27, 2014

morning glory

The seeds of several varieties of Morning Glory (Ipomoea violacea) contain a naturally occurring tryptamine called Lysergic Acid Amide (LSA), which is closely related to LSD. Seeds are taken orally, and can be eaten whole or the active alkaloids can be extracted.

The most common active varieties of seeds are Heavenly Blue, Pearly Gates, and Flying Saucers. Like LSD, LSA acts as a "psychedelic" or "hallucinogen" which can have strong mental effects.

I didn't have any LSD so I orally ingested some Morning Glory seeds instead.

by jiblair October 28, 2003

morning glory

the act of a man being awakened from a deep sleep by being given oral stimulation by his significant other

if you want to wake your boyfriend up with a smile just pull down his shorts and give him a morning glory

by chikiimonkey21020 June 10, 2010

morning glory

1. LSA or 9,10-Didehydro-6-methylergoline-8ß-carboxamide or D-lysergic acid amide or LA-111.
C16H17N3O3
2. To wake up with a 'hard-on'.

1. "Know where I can get any Morning Glory seeds?"
2. "I've got 'Morning Glory'."

by Diego August 31, 2003

Morning Dew

The female equivalent to morning wood. When a female wakes up in the morning and her genitals are in an aroused state (moist) as if sexually excited.

Jake: (to his girlfriend) So.. this morning, just before you were awake, I decided to try fingering you in your sleep to see what would happen.

Marissa:.... Okay. (blushes) Go on..

Jake: Well... to my juicy surprise... (he says with a sly smile on his face) ...you had morning dew!

Marissa: (thinking to herself in embarrassment: I knew I shouldn't have been fantasizing about David Tennant before falling asleep last night!!)

by The One Who Sat The Fuck Down October 18, 2012