moon jizz

When there is a solar eclipse with the moon, and you are drawn by a force stronger than yourself to smash one out

Damn, I was doing #nofap and then there was an eclipse and before I knew it i was balls deep on myself.. Damn moon jizz

by Tiniesttiny July 29, 2018

Moon Bagging

Moon Bagging is when a wine-o removes the bag from boxed wine and drinks straight from the tap of the bag.

"WOW, Jane really loves Moon Bagging. She went through an entire one last night before she hit the floor".

"Let us just go ahead and moon bag that box of wine".

by COMTEE April 17, 2019

JayJay Moon

Is a boy that is respectful.But has his mind on what he do best.He can not shot a basketball with the talent he got.But is crazy,lazy,lonely,and dumb.He is one of those that people like,but he dont like them because they racheet.

Girl="I love u"

JayJay Moon="U racheet"
Girl="wow thanks"

Boy"Im shot better then you"
JayJay Moon="You mat be because of my talent"

by miz swagger December 4, 2012

Turtlehead Moon

Classy shit coin that will make you zillions of dollars.

I'm retiring at 22 because I invested in Turtlehead Moon.

by JLS1985 May 5, 2021

Moon Lit

When you're drunk on a bike and use the moon's light to guide your happy ass home.

Human 1: "That scrape looks bad, what happened?"

Human 2: "Oh, I was just moon lit last night."

by TrillaryClinton November 14, 2016

The Killing Moon

the greatest song ever written, according to its creator, Ian McCulloch

interviewer: so what's the killing moon about?
mac: oh, it's about, you know, fate, up against your will, through the thick and thin... it's the greatest song ever written.

by purrrrrrrrr December 10, 2022

moon cryer

Someone who is sad and thinks of the moon as a symbol to how they feel inside or just feeling rlly sad

Person #1: I’m such a moon cryer I was so badly rejected

Person#2: I feel bad

by Teardrops💧 October 12, 2017