Metal straws

A metal version of something we all have just more fucking expensive

Omg metal straws #savetheturtles

by Fucktwit September 29, 2019

Peasant Metal

Pennies; coins of little to no monetary value

Taylor: Why did you leave your pennies on the table.

Kevin: I don't waste my time with peasant metal.

by thekraftyman October 9, 2014

Trash metal

Basically St. Anger

St Anger's snare sounds so bad, might as well call it "Trash metal"

by z,,,, May 30, 2021

metal mover

Somebody who sells and/or manufactures guns on a small-business scale.

What’s Mike up to nowadays?

He watched War Dogs and now he thinks he’s a metal mover.

by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023

Metal Muff

The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.

Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

metal gear

Metal Gear is something that people yell out when something bad happens. (refrencing Solid and Naked Snake from the metal gear solid video game series)

McDonald's drive thru: I'm sorry sir but our shake machine is broken.

Me: Metal Gear? METAL GEAAAAAARRRR

by Maso-man June 27, 2016

Nu Metal

The best insult around. The worst music around. No nu-metal bands are tolerable. They all suck. But it's good; it keeps those d-bags away from my music.

Kid A: Dude, want to go play 'Spot The Nu-Metal Kid'?
Kid B: Yeah...<walks into local mall> I win.

by Q-Tip McVicker January 21, 2005