mental slut waffle

A mind controlling waffle that forces you to pour hot butter and syrup all over it while it cums in your mouth.

That mental slut waffle just blew my mind.

by PeanutBitter January 7, 2018

mental blue balls

The very uncomfortable feeling you get when friends talk about a really good story but refuse to tell it to you. It leaves you feeling incomplete and just rotten, similar to physical blue balls.

Friend: OMG that was SO funny. Like srsly the BEST story ever i will never forget it!

You: whats the story guys?

Friend: oh no way man. theres no way we can tell the story its just too funny

You: NOW I HAVE MENTAL BLUE BALLS

by dufbear August 20, 2011

mental whack picture

a mental snapshot that a man takes of a woman or certain parts of a woman he sees in public so that he can jerk off to the image later.

It would have been too obvious for Dusty to take an actual photo of the hot woman he saw with his cell phone, so he settled for a mental whack picture.

by ducksRpeople2 September 11, 2011

Fat Guy Mentality

A mindset that is either incredibly self destructive or highly manipulative

Guy 1: Casey pretended he was homeless so a random guy in the street would buy him a frosty from Wendy's

Guy 2: Wow, that sounds like a serious case of Fat Guy Mentality, or FGM

by scrunch&sniff October 1, 2019

Mental E-tardation

The physical state of the brain following consumption of ecstasy in which attempts at complex neural processes result solely in the self-realization of the tremendous mental toll ecstasy has on your basic evaluative skills.

The day after the rave my friend was suffering from severe Mental E-tardation and tried to put a hot pocket in the blender.

by Derz August 9, 2010

mental breakdance

The retarded way to ridicule someone who actually having a mental breakdown

Using mental breakdance or mental breakbeat to ridicule someone who really in a mental breakdown shows that you lacks empathy and ignorant about mental health

by Sir. B August 28, 2021

George Floyd Mentality

When a criminal is being arrested and they try to resist arrest, then proceed to claim that they ‘cannot breathe’ while being detained by an officer.

A man ran away from an officer and when tackled to the ground, he claimed that he couldn’t breathe. You could say that he had a George Floyd mentality.

by NASCARJUNKMAN March 5, 2023