Melonpodz 

The best meme page in 2020 no 🧢

Melonpodz

Melonpodz by Poop is big and hard December 20, 2020

Melon Farmer 

A phrase which typically describes a stupid person, or someone who has just done sonething idiotic.

Guy 1: Have you seen what that bloke over there's just done?
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.

Melon Farmer by 丁骨牛排 December 25, 2020

Melon Monday 

When you eat melon on twitch on a Monday.

Wow it's Melon Monday already???

Melon Monday by NickBurp January 25, 2021

meloncollie

When a woman is sexy looking from a distance then you get close to talk to her and she has a head like a melon and a face like a collie.

“Dude jen’s mom is meloncollie. I asked her for a coke and was surprised...I would still hit it though”

meloncollie by Williamzmann January 27, 2021

melodymrss 

a tiktoker that has curly hair been dances really good shes not married her dad made up that name some people thinks shes 13 when shes 11 her birth day is on April 2 2009

hey whos that beutyful girl over there

oh that melodymrss

melodymrss by melodymrss February 3, 2021

Melon Chop 

a sexual movement where:
A. a guy slaps a girl's melons/tits/tatas so hard she cums and moans

John: i just gave stacy a melon chop while i was titfucking her
Mark: Cool!

Melon Chop by Creamcheems February 4, 2021

Melon 

A melon is a general fuckwit. These words can be substitutes for melon.
1. An absolute idiot.
2. A complete mong.
3. An utter tool.

Person 1: "Did you see the drunk bloke who ran into a wall yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a melon."

Melon by NomynameisHenry April 27, 2021