Matthew Key is imbrued
by Dave Carrie May 27, 2022
The same concept as the "wet willy," except instead of sticking the finger in their mouth, the attacker first sticks their finger in their bum
"I was sitting in my room the other day when I thought my brother gave me a wet willy. It was only after i smelled something putrid did I realize that it was really a Muddy Matthew"
by Muddy Matthew December 23, 2015
The prettiest boy in the world, with really pretty eyes and i love him more than anything. *kisskisskisskiss* i like him i like him i like him!!
лекси: why is your bf so cute?
me: back off bitch that’s my danny matthews, don’t even open ur stinky eyes in his direction you poop
me: back off bitch that’s my danny matthews, don’t even open ur stinky eyes in his direction you poop
by fiohri July 18, 2023
that weeb matthew cox
by ahaha prank February 06, 2017
Absolute chad of a Spurs fan who penetrates every girl he sees. Matthew is also a inspirational character as Spurs are a shit team but he doesn’t give up on them. Be like Matt
by Atletifan173 June 25, 2021
by GuyWhoTalkNormal July 08, 2019