March 13

National boyfriend day!
Have your girlfriend do anything and everything for you on this day. She has to do whatever you want today

Dude it’s March 13 I’m gonna get some head because my gf has to do what I say

by BiggerSticks October 27, 2019

March 30

National Get Swole Day. People born on this day have the tendency to get jacked as fuck.

Wow were you born on March 30th because you’re swole as fuck.

by bigboyseatright October 15, 2019

Capslock March

A celebration in the month of March where Caps Locking is utilized for an entire 31 days.

IM'er 1:hey man, you going to the game tonight?

IM'er 2:YEAH MAN. I'LL BE THERE.

IM'er 1:wow, you seem really stoked. I thought you hated the team?

IM'er 2:OH I DO, IT'S JUST CAPSLOCK MARCH.

IM'er 1:STOP YELLING AT ME!

IM'er 2:THERE YA GO, NOW YOU'RE DOING IT.

by Chet Stonebreaker December 9, 2009

March 26th

March 26th is that day of the year in which the most beautiful girls are born. Gorgeous, funny and kind, March 26th girls are one of the best out there, and they usually are admired for their amazing personalities, as well as because of their beautiful hair.

- That new girl at my class is so amazing in every way... I barely know about her but I might have a crush on her already.
- OMG, I know, right? I've heard she was born in March 26th. Makes sense to me!

by wabadoombad00 October 16, 2019

March 12th

When the sexiest humans were brought into this earth

“Bro shes so sexy man”
“I know her birthday is March 12th”

by Browne.sawse69 November 12, 2019

March 18

You have to give your girlfriend hugs and KISSES!!!

March 18 is when u kiss and hug your girlfriend

by .yourmum March 17, 2021

16th March

National Grab Your Girlfriend's ass day.
Go Ahead and Grab Your Girlfriend's ass. Don't disappoint her.

Dude 1: Hey, guess what day it is!
Dude 2: idk it's the 16th Marchwhat day is it?
Dude 1: Grab Your Girlfriend's Ass Day!
Dude 2: I dont have a girlfriend ;-;

by ItzDani March 15, 2020