mandendum

When a man, outwitted by a woman, tries to revise his previous, ridiculous statement in an attempt to match her wits.

I witnessed my brother come home to his wife and read her "stupid women jokes" off of his iPhone. When she retorted wittingly to each one, reversing its intended gender "dis", he frustratingly extorted: "I'd like to submit a mandendum", to which we both replied: "Too late".

by Dawnsy June 20, 2010

mandenkosi

He is a very caring person , the best person alive , he cares about everyone around him, he is commonly known for hating mmatebogo because she snake him

Mandenkosi is just that guy

by Litthebest November 21, 2021

mandenkosi

Mandenkosi is the best guy you will meet in life.

He does no like mmatebogo because she is a snake , and she will snake you too so WATCHOUT!!

Mandenkosi does not like mmatebogo

by Litthebest November 21, 2021

mandenkosi

He is the best person alive , he does not like mmatebogo

Mandenkosi is the best

by Litthebest November 21, 2021

mandanculous

it can mean a variety of things depending on how you say it, but most especially either "cool" "messed up" or "hot"

- Did you check out the show last night? The band was mandanculous.
-That guy just ran into your car. That's mandanculous.
-damn! that guys body is mandanculous!

by Roxanne March 2, 2004

mandangalow

To be a male side-job for a married woman. The male version of a mistress. Also know as a manstress

Chris knew he would end up getting shot by her husband if he found out that Chris was not in fact the gardener, but her mandangalow

by Chris Bova April 13, 2007

Mandeavor

An endeavor, adventure, trip, or challenge set upon, by men, that is extremely difficult, dangerous, and quite possibly foolish. Body hair becomes a qualifying factor for the leader of said mandeavor, and may be challenged by another for alpha male status by a creative chest/back shaving contest. Designs are judged by uniqueness, difficulty, and cleanliness.

Climbing a rope to the moon, wrestling a giant squid, drinking Robert Downy Jr. under the table, going on tour, buying a new car, getting lunch, or just paling around are all perfect examples of Mandeavors.

by bagoskullz October 19, 2010