Mad dick

A bothersome act or event

Jake: Hey man can I get my scooter back
Bill: nah yo it’s gone
Jake: mad dick yo, lemme get some money for it
Bill:mad dick nah
Jake: bro what do you had the scooter mad dick
Bill:

by the mystery nigga August 26, 2021

Mad Sox

This is when two men get two monkeys and get them to have hardcore sexual contact.

Dude, We should have mad sox!

by Chaza5 September 24, 2016

mad gaudy

An exclaimation at shockingly tasteless acts of flashyness

Mike: Did you see Mike's new BMW with the huge chrome rims?
Dave: Yeah dude, it's mad gaudy

by LemonairePaides May 22, 2010

mad fit

When you have a smexy outfit

Damnnnnnnn did you see what she wore to the party yesterday? That was a mad fit.

by Jennafinch5 November 5, 2019

MAD PEEN

Used to describe activities that sluts partake in

Guy 1: You hear about tracy
Guy 2: Nah fam, what about her?
Guy 1: I heard she started sucking MAD PEEN

by DommnSub January 8, 2018

RED Mad

When you get so mad that you cannot control your actions.

Red mad can be held in sometimes, but you need to be like Ned Flanders to do so.

Matty G (14 year old rapper): RED MAD, KEEP IT IN LIKE NED FLANDERS!
Person 1: Wow, that guy is really good at keeping in his anger.

by MattyGesus June 16, 2018

Mad Schafer

Fucking a girl and feeding her tacos at the same time. To perform a true Mad Schafer, one must also shout "Bitch, do you know why they call me Mad Schafer?" Regardless of what she responds, one must then say "BECAUSE I'M MAD!" and then proceed to force feed her more tacos.

-Variations-

The reverse Schafer: Feeding a girl tacos while fucking her from behind.

The lazy Schafer: Having a girl ride you while you feed her tacos.

The dirty Schafer: Basically the same thing as the Dirty Sanchez, except with tacos.

Dude I wanna fuck so bad, but i also want tacos" "Dude just Mad Schafer dat ass

by DontRentFromRedBox April 22, 2011