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Murphy's locker

The likelihood that when you select a locker (usually at gym) that someone will need to access the locker above, next to, or under the one you are using.
Gym Rat One: "Are you waiting for something?"
Gym Rat Two: "Yeah, my locker is below yours."
Gym Rat One: "What are the odds of that considering there are probably 100 in this locker room?"
Gym Rat One: "It's called Murphy's locker. Good workout?"
by pauldonyc October 27, 2011
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Dick Licker

A person who tries to suck their imaginary dick but cannot reach it because it is too short!
Rachet tried becoming a dick licker, but it was non-existant!
by ReeRee69 September 23, 2012
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lechero

Literally lechero translates into English as milkman.... lechera is milklady...... Also in rare occasions lechero is used as a type of joke said to men or women who called spouse many occasions while at work ..... they would all laugh and ask them "how's the lechero today" implying the milk man or woman whose there to deliver milk while there at work..... the statements making fun of the workers lack of confidence in there spouse obviously but the repetitive calls "just checking" on spouse
How's that lechero / lechera doing today ...
Worried about the lechero / lechera
by The rookie urban definite December 28, 2015
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Boot Licker

A word used by people to call anybody who defends a single thing about people who they consider oppressive while also avoiding actually engaging in debate, thus causing the word to pretty much lose all meaning and has devolved into being another word like "libtard." Typically used by people who believe ACAB.
Person A: I hate cops! Cops are racist! ACAB! ACAB! 1312!
Person B: Y'know, I may not like cops, but I don't think that a large portion of them are racists. You're making a large generalization based on a bad minority of the group, which is what racism is.
Person A: Damn, ok, boot licker
by Ray William Johns0n June 11, 2020
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licker

a person's tounge
Your licker is hanging out of your mouth.
by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2009
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