Santa's Hairy Lay

When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.

Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."

by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016

LAY LAY

A LAYLAY IS SOMEONE WHO IS EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE WHO YOU COULD "LAY UP WITH" AFTER A KILL...

"BRO THATS A GOOD LAY LAY RIGHT THERE"
"SHE A GOOD LAY LAY

by SS1000cO2 March 8, 2019

Lay La D'

The most meaningful and purposely disrespectful action a succubus can do to and manipulate a person that is trying to help at their fullest extent of resources for a relationship.

Damn Chris really got Lay La D'ed this last time, hope that doesn't happen again!

by Thrills&Spills August 14, 2023

Laying A Cable

What young people do to old people before they've paid any tax.

Oh, hello Young man/lady; are you laying a cable?

by Mad Dan (Leicester) August 18, 2019

Otb lay dung

The art of taking a shit....

Jack was on the bog... door open... laying dung.... bekah could hear his big plops from the kitchen ... otb lay dung

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

Lai

HNNG IM GONNNA SQUIRT BC LAI MEAN FUCKING HOT U WILL GET HARD ONCE LAI PUTS IT IN

Lai is super gay and fucks hard

by wgfjeviebhr April 22, 2019

LAY

LAY stands for "look at you".

Used in a positive, hype manner.

Yoooooo LAY!! You used to be last and now you're first! So proud of you!!! LAY!
Wow I'm so impressed by your progress, LAY go bruv!!

by pineapplewoman52 January 10, 2021