Cock Knocker

Someone who likes to knock cocks by making a fist, bending the fore-finger then striking the cock with all your might.

You are a cock knocker, your ma's a cock knocker etc etc.

by Wayne Travers May 31, 2006

pud knucker

A pud knucker is someone who never leaves their house. They bearly get any social interaction and the internet is their only friend.

"Bob never goes out to party, he's turning into a real pud knucker".

by Phucker January 27, 2007

Croatian Ass-Kicker

Brilliant chess strategy that will be devised by Karen to defeat Croatian opponent, who knows who he is.

Did you see that? She just obliterated that Croat using the Croatian Ass-Kicker!

by kvonblix January 12, 2012

shit-kicker

1. a person of old age and experience who is typically ill tempered

My old man is a real shit-kicker.

by Heavy June 15, 2004

shit-kicker

noun; someone who kicks shit

tommy likes to kick shit, that dog is a real shit-kicker, kick-shit that shit nigga

by shadow December 3, 2004

Shit Kicker

Shit Kicker, is a scientific name for someone who can beat up Avagadro's number (6.23 x 10^23) of Ass Kickers. It's the highest form of bad ass.

Vin Diesel is an ass kicker, but Chuck Norris and the Ultimate Warrior are total Shit Kickers.

by A guy who know words July 8, 2012

Cock knocker

Using your cock to knock on the forehead of a sleeping person to wake them up, resembling a door knocker.

Mike and Todd used the cock knocker to wake up their spouses after a night of partying.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017