Helen Keller

The state of awareness you assume when you are playing a first person shooter video game (i.e. Modern Warfare 2) and you take a full frontal blast from a flashbang grenade that fully blinds and deafens you, thus giving you the effect that you are "Helen Keller", aimlessly fumbling around blind and deaf to the world.

James: "Steve, to your right, shoot that guy!"

Steve: "Dude I'm 'Helen Keller'! I can't see or hear shit!"

by Casual T Shirt December 2, 2009

Kellyn

A super-cool guy that loves to play halo, drink beers, and smoke the good shit. Also known to yell "ARMAGEDDON!" at random.

I just had a Kellyn of a day. It was awesome!

by Frogg1rl July 14, 2009

kelleeperrin

a special kind of hermaphrodite, it doesn't have an asshole so shit comes out it's mouth, usually located in the north east of england

"eugh did you see that kelleeperrin? i hope it doesn't come anywhere near me"

by lethalwickerbizzle February 7, 2010

Kelly Haynes

sneezing so hard that you queef

Urgh, I just sneezed so hard I Kelly Haynes in my pants

by t_appletart June 19, 2011

kelly brenny

Kelly Brenny has legs that can reach towards heaven. She is a genius but at often times, Kelly Brenny will find that they have pooping problems. Kelly Brenny will achieve more than getting knocked up at the age of 22.

Harrison: Dude i cant ace this test
Josh: Go cheat off of kelly brenny

by sexykittenmeowmeow July 19, 2014

kellerz

An Weho that calls her self a mom and she tries to whip and nay nay. Although she fails every time she is still a Weho. She also makes bacon at 2am when drunk

Oh look it's a kellerz lets go have her make us some bacon.

by Karsyn August 10, 2015

Kellyful

Kellyful is a woman who has a distinctive personality, one who can laugh at anything, including themselves, who is especially kind and caring to others. She is a woman who above all else knows the value of having fun, and not taking life too seriously. She is a woman that you can trust and count on to brighten your day. She is a woman who can inexplicably make you feel really good just by being around her, and yet brings such great sadness when she is gone. She is unlike any woman I have ever known.

God, Kelly is the most Kellyful woman I have ever seen.

by Mr. Absolutely May 16, 2016