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Jona

A Very Ugly Stalker Who Stalks And Harasses Your Girlfriend Because He Likes Her Too. The World Would Be Better Without Jona.
He acts Awesome But Fails Miserably.
God He Needs To Stop Harassing Me He Is Such a Jona
by Force Enhance February 15, 2019
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Jonas

Jonas? Hes so ugly ew
by Jaldjf April 6, 2020
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jonas brothers hump

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers
Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump
by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014
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Jonas

Someone who's just "him".

Thats it.

Now fuck off
- Damn, he's such a Jonas.

- He did WHAT?? Such a Jonas move. Fucking great guy
by tridentdaylight July 14, 2025
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jona

The most beautiful and intelligent girl to ever exist…makes every person fall in love with her pure soul.You can’t upgrade after her!
damn she’s such a jona
by Lllllhehe November 22, 2021
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jonas hygen bjorvig

The most beautiful blonde blue eyed Norwegian man. His cock is giant, but un circumcised. He loves soccer and is super good. He has monkey feet and are wider than long. Jonas is big and strong very masculine and we love jonas.
I wish my penis was bigger: call jonas jonas hygen bjorvig he can be your substitue
by Green tea22 July 7, 2022
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Jona

A guy who likes the number four a little too much. Someone who’s always warm and has a weird metabolism. Someone who’s probably got a really hot girlfriend
Oh look there’s Jona….why is he wearing a shirt it’s winter
by Enkelkind November 24, 2021
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