Bombaclot Johnson

Your dick. From How High.

"My Bombaclot Johnson don't work, you see?"

by bob the builder May 13, 2005

Anal Johnson

!. Anal Johnson: Man who works in the saloon and keeps things nice and clean.

2. The Anal Johnson: guy who inserts his toe in your anus, while you are blowing him, in an unexpected fashion.

1. Bob: Did that guy just spit in the beer mug he's cleaning? What the fuck??
Brandon: Shhhh. Thats Anal Johnson, he don't like it dirty or obscene...and he owns a fucking shot gun.

2. Bob: What the fuck are you doing down there, the Anal Johnson??
Brandon: I'm just trying to make it better for you. (weeps)

by Mr. Spider December 27, 2011

short man johnson

the dissese of the short dick

ya rickys a short man johnson

by CZAR (lance) October 23, 2004

beef jerkey johnson

a sasquatchular, slightly ginger, rednecked who enjoys rock climbing without a shirt, making beef jerkey, and who gets stung by bees while sleeping. Also a spaz

Wow that kid is a Beef Jerkey Johnson

Oh george bush is more of a redneck than Beef Jerkey Johnson


Wow he's as good of a rock climber as Beef Jerkey Johnson

by think tank inc. March 14, 2009

Jack Johnson

One of the greatest ass kickers of all time. He beat up his opponents with a smile and they loved him for it.

Black Jack Johnson, NYC...

Excuse me, he was from XGalvestonTexasX.

by anon March 3, 2005

johnson & wales

A private university in the Northeast specifically Providence Rhode Island, where rich kids from Massachusetts and sorrounding New England area go if they are too dumb too attend a real college. Culinary Arts, Hospitality, and Business are the major programs but a degree from JWU is generally laughed at by industry professionals. Lot of students are addicted to painkillers. Tuition and room and board is over $30,000 a year. The teachers, atmosphere location, food, dorms and pretty much everything about the school sucks but the school is such a business it will go out of it's way to make you a student to get your money. IF ALL ELSE FAILS GO TO JOHNSON & WALES

I heard he's a Culinary major at Johnson & Wales? Yeah he didn't have the grades to go anywhere else and thought he could be the next Emeril. Too bad he'll never make it with a degree from that school.

by mike s June 19, 2006

asswipe johnson

Loser who takes Message Boards on the internet too seriously.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003