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Jelly Babies

The congealed mix of sperm and nether fluids which remains if male ejaculate isn't cleaned up within minutes of such a deposit.
I smoked my cigarette and laughed, after some hot sex, as my girlfriend tried frantically to wipe the jelly babies off her back, but those little buggers just roll around and run away.
by The Jelly Baby Pirate January 7, 2011
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Peanut Butter Jelly

A woman that has a nice face but is over-weight and her jelly gets in the way of her looks, so much in fact that you want to hit her with a baseball bat
I saw her face on her default picture and thought she was hot. but when i met her at the restaurant, she was a Peanut Butter Jelly
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jelly bracelets

okay pplz look
you all mostly say these bracelets are targeting middle school kids right? well i m a middle school kid atleast right now i am ill be going to high school next year but thats beside the point
the point is the bracelets do have meanings but i can guarantee that they are not the only reason your kids are having sex
i mean the kids that wear them know their meanings if they have any in their area and if they didnt want to do these things then they wouldnt wearing them
also futhermore if kids are not allowed to wear them they are just going to go ahead and keep on wearing them (and you know it) because the more people (even adultz) are denied something the more they want it do also if these bracelets are denied the kids and teens are gonna keep the meanings of the bracelets just w/o the excuse that they had to do it
and more on that point even if they don't know that theses bracelets have a meaning and someone broke one no one is forcing them to do whatever that meaning is its not rape they are doing it willingly and there is nothing you can do about it because like i said earlier they are doing these things because they want to and because they want to see who likes them if they didnt want to do these things they wouldnt buy the braclets in the first place
so in all what i m trying to say is this:
GET OVER YOURSELVES AND YOUR CRAP BECAUSE YOUR KIDS ARE
DOING THESE THINGS WILLINGLY THEY ARE NOT BEING RAPED NOR
ARE THEY BEING FORCED TO DO ANYTHING!!!!!
"ohhh god take those things away from your kids bc ya know the only reason that they are having sex is because of the damn bracelets otherwise they would be perfect little virgins."... my ASS people..

and as for the person who wrote that well read this!!!!!
THESE KIDS ARE DOING THIS TUFF WILLINGLY ITS NOT RAPE NOR ARE THEY BEING FORCED INTO ANYTHING NOR DO THEY HAVE DO THE MEANINGS!!!!! SO GET OVER YOURSELF AND OUR CRAP!!!!!
look i know what all you who are parents are thinking and thats that i need to quit saying that but its the truth and you all need to accept it NOW!!!!!
by Samantha June 2, 2004
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Jellybean

Noun: an insult, typically use for saying someone is fatherless
You are a jellybean
by The femur stealer April 21, 2022
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boo jelly

jelly like boo-boo,mucus stools,stankin' booty,lubricating jelly
OOO! I saw some boo jelly in his drawers!Man do you have the boo jelly ready?
by Kellie K April 21, 2007
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Jamaican Jelly-roll

A large, fat, resinous, splif or joint, rolled so that the paper only makes one revolution around.
Gregg, If you only got one Club left, better twist up a Jamaican Jelly-roll.
by Wuffageeter January 18, 2008
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u jelly?

Asking and usually implying someone is jealous of something that makes you better than them. Usually the reaction is hilarious.
Person A: How did I get a D?!

Person B: I got an A+!

Person A: FUUUUU!

Person B: u jelly?
by Aura Person April 15, 2013
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