a car has a bent wheel. friend "a" said to friend "b" yo dude look at that car, it got a wompy jawed wheel!
by yo'dude January 21, 2010
Get the wompy jawed mug.A floppy Jarod occurs when a man's dick is super hard, and then suddenly an ugly-ass person and/or thing comes in, and he is turned off. Immediately his dick turns into a floppy Jared.
Person 1: I was so hard last night until I saw my girlfriend's pussy.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.
by Johnny Smores. April 4, 2009
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When you smoke to cope with your depression and feelings of emptiness but now you’re just sad and high.
by Cheapycheepster May 8, 2018
Get the Jaded mug.The most amazing kid on the planet!!! Except when he cuts off his cats whiskers and makes her fall off roofs. One of the sweetest little ninja that you will everrr meet:).
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Get the Jaren mug.Jarod is the most awesome person every and he will be reallu strong one day he may now look like it right now be he will be soon. He isn't the smoothest player ever he always get made fun of for not having girlfriend but when he does get a girlfriend they together forever and the girl he will date will be some god damn fucking sexy that you cum the second you see her. He also the one out of all your friends that be one to become a superhero named Nightwing.
by Bobby Hudson October 12, 2017
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Get the Jaked mug.To be completely intoxicated from alcohol. Extremely drunk. (especialy from Dewars or Glenfiddich, maybe Guinness).
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