The hardest flexer ever with the smallest peen out there. The girls are hard gold diggers but they don't realize what's underneath. Once they find out, they'll wish they knew before.
Girl 1: OMG it's Jason he's so rich!!!
Girl 2: ugh, have you seen his peen? It's so small, you can't even see it with a micro-scope!
Girl 1: oh, I wish I knew before.
Girl 2: ugh, have you seen his peen? It's so small, you can't even see it with a micro-scope!
Girl 1: oh, I wish I knew before.
by UrTheShow April 16, 2019
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An amazing person. Is very needy but very cute. You need an Isabelle Jaison in your life no matter what, plus they're realllyyyyyy tall. like reallyyyyyyy tall. Anyways, get yourself an Isabelle. will help EVERYONE. loves their friends. get past that tough exterior and its literally unicorns and rainbows.
by PrometheusLives October 21, 2020
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Chris Brown wannabe/clone. (lol)
After Chris Brown "died" (lol), they tried to replace him with Jason Derulo and then Justin Bieber. He dances and kinda looks like Chris Brown.
Chris Brown wannabe/clone. (lol)
After Chris Brown "died" (lol), they tried to replace him with Jason Derulo and then Justin Bieber. He dances and kinda looks like Chris Brown.
Person: Chris Brown's career is over, let's find another Michael Jackson clone!
Person 2: Jason Derulo looks like him. Let's take advantage of Chris Brown's death and cash in.
Me: Oh no, another Michael Jackson wannabe! When will it end?
Person 2: Jason Derulo looks like him. Let's take advantage of Chris Brown's death and cash in.
Me: Oh no, another Michael Jackson wannabe! When will it end?
by spiderkarnage July 25, 2011
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When he didn't call me back after dating for two months and telling me that he loved me, I knew he was a total Jason.
by Christine Longbottom July 15, 2008
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Get the jason luv mug.Pre-2008, singer/songwriter one-hit wonder known for his 2003 single "The Remedy".
Post-2008, singer/songwriter one-hit wonder known for his 2008 single "I'm Yours".
Post-2008, singer/songwriter one-hit wonder known for his 2008 single "I'm Yours".
by voidsoul October 26, 2009
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