John 

A elderly, senior, aged, older adult, senior citizen, geriatric, advanced in age, aging, golden ager, retiree, old, mature, veteran, pensioner, elder, old-timer, long-lived, septuagenarian, octogenarian, nonagenarian, centenarian, elderly person, ancient, oldster, patriarch, matriarch, superannuated, timeworn, grizzled, seasoned, hoary, elderly individual, longevous, declining in years, aging person, past their prime ass nigga.

Damn, John still coming around?

John by WhatTheChapterFeeling June 3, 2024

John 

Its me!!!

Im john :)

John by ♫musicnote♫ July 12, 2024

John 

A name.

Person 1: "Hi, John!"
John: "Hi!"

John by VersionTwo August 27, 2024

John 

a kid with ZERO life that's cheating on geoguesser when we duel him like omfg its not that serious

"i HATE john because he always cheats on geoguesser! what a loser!"

John by nachomansion17 December 13, 2024

John 

Used to describe any generic object or person. Can replace a noun.

"Look at that John"
"I'm gonna make this John"

John by Drake_neeta_max_ween January 15, 2025

John 

Monkey

Oh John? Yeah he's a monkey

John by MONEY BOY JON March 21, 2025

John 

takes veiny ah dih to his ahh. scores lower on multiple choice exams than everybody else too.

That guy is def a John.

John by PxssyDestroyerX March 28, 2025