Ashley is suffering from personality goggles because she continues to date Mike, even though Mike is hideous. Ashley continues to date him because he had a great personality.
by enaira August 18, 2006
by I-know-I'm-Crazy June 17, 2013
by ryerye9612 April 24, 2020
A slightly lanky, bearded man wearing robes and silly sandals that you keep nailed to two perpendicular planks of timber (forming a 'T' shape) in your backyard.
Cops: "Excuse me sir, who is that destitute man you have unlawfully restrained in your backyard??"
You: "oh dude, its just my own Personal Jesus"
Cops: "Sorry to have bothered you sir"
You: "oh dude, its just my own Personal Jesus"
Cops: "Sorry to have bothered you sir"
by God Johnson May 29, 2010
“So anyway, I got blurped over a busted brake light last night. I was freaked out until I remembered I’m not a person of color.”
“You mean you remembered you’re not black?”
“Well, I’d still be worried if I was, like, Latino or Arab or something.”
“You mean you remembered you’re not black?”
“Well, I’d still be worried if I was, like, Latino or Arab or something.”
by Hogtrude Parker January 01, 2022
Racist: 'colored people should be segregated'
Woke person: 'yes, people of color must be segregated'
Woke person: 'yes, people of color must be segregated'
by justsomeytgirl May 13, 2021
by Jdjdjjdnciddn November 21, 2016