aluminium bands

A metal bands that doesn't go as hard

guy1: Did you listen to the latest Ghost song

guy2: no I don't listen to aluminium bands

by A friendly goose October 20, 2021

Band girl

Girls who can blow hard. She has big lungs and a big personality. When she walks by all the guys stare. She's also fabulous with dirty jokes.

See her? She's obviously a band girl.

by Boo1124 February 12, 2021

Tea Bands

Euphemism for the bindings of marijuana bricks.

The bricks were so fat the tea bands could barely hold them together

by Backlash1818 September 24, 2018

Nut Band

1. When a guy puts a rubber band around his penis while jerking off for longer erections

"Hey try this nut band It really makes a splooge valcano"

by Definition Dicktionary December 9, 2016

banded jasper

Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.

Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha

by Up north Minnesotan September 1, 2019

Band nerd

Someone who is obsessed with band (and wants everyone to know it). A band nerd is usually obnoxious about being in band. They have nothing else going on in their life. Don’t confuse this with someone who tries hard in band or a regular member of a school band.

He’s such a band nerd that’s like his only personality trait

by chicken strip joe April 10, 2020

Band Nerdbags

Sweaty, gross smelling band kids who dedicate their life to marching like ants, or playing dated pop songs at pep rallies. Ones who proudly sport any and all band merch. Dog tags, jackets, t-shirts. They never forget to lube up their instruments, but they always forget deodorant. They carry their instruments with them like trophies while everyone else severely judges them. They're confident in themselves, but they really shouldn't be.

"Those Band Nerdbags are stinking up the gym again!"
"Who left their clarinet in the urinal! Must have been one of those band nerdbags.."
"Look at those band nerdbags playing Confident by Demi Lovato! That song was released in 2015!

by viripien April 15, 2023