Islam

One of the greatest religions in the world. Also the fastest growing Abrahamic religion in the world. Some of the things in common it has with other Abrahamic religions (Christianity and Judaism) are:
-Abraham as an important religious figure (duh)
-Religious scriptures
-Monotheism
-Some connection with Jerusalem
Followers of Islam are called Muslims.
One of the main reasons why Islam is associated with terrorism is not because of Islam itself, but because of it's followers.
One of the most important religious scriptures in Islam is called the Holy Quran.

Islam is the greatest religion and Muslims are its worst followers.

The Quran mentions Jesus's name five times more than Mohammad's.

by fambera February 26, 2010

Fleming Island High School

A completely unoriginal school filled with boring idiots roaming the halls and outside courtyard. Everyone in this school listens to rap and and smokes weed and drinks and pops pills just to escape the boringness but unfortunately it isn't successful. This is your average school with sluts dieing for attention from every conceivable human being in sight, 85% of the guys in this school try out or play football while the other 15% play some other sport and they are all concerned with nothing more then steroids and lil wayne's new rap album. They all wear abercrombie clothes, follow fads like communists and avoid originality like the plague. Your usual day consists of some local cum dumpsters going to the front office for a dress code violation while making as big a scene as possible to attract as much attention as they possibly can. It also consists of Higher-Middle class white kids who act like their life is incredibly hard and no one understands them. Probably about 1 fight a week between guys who's dads have left them since they were 5 years old and want to take their anger out on the world. This school consits of the following races: Blacks, white people who want to be black, asians who want to be black and mexicans who want to be black.

Lucy: "Hey you want to go at Fleming Island High School?

Tammy: "Nah i dont think i want to end up as a crack whore."

by Jesus, H. Christ August 19, 2011

island hopping

a strategy for picking up women, named after the Allies' strategy used in World War II. It consists of using an uglier girl to get closer to her hotter friends, and then in turn using that girl to get closer to her hotter friends, jumping from girl to girl until you've reached your desired goal.

Have you heard of "island hopping"?
Yeah, of course I have!
Yeah, I started dating Agnus two years ago but I island hopped my way to Jessica

by Rad Warhawk June 29, 2011

Rhode Island Choker

Basically a backwards donkey punch. While the guy is getting head he grabs the chick's neck and, squeezing down as hard as he can, begins to throat-fuck her until she passes out. The guy will then usually finish off with a Cleveland steamer.

Damn, I pulled the Rhode Island Choker on Suzie last night-- it was fucking amazing!

by Jon Crocker March 28, 2009

Long Island Balloon

Fill a water balloon with urine, and during intercourse, make it explode over the woman's face. As shock overtakes her, jizz in her mouth. Spank her, and leave.

Dude, i had a long island balloon with your mom last night.

by Acollectionofpeople October 12, 2009

staten island

okay listen...i live on the south shore of staten island. i am not a wigger,i am half hispanic, i am not rich by ANY means, i work as hard as my parents to support the family, i do not hav a nextel or valor suit, i do not drive a lexus, i do not live on toadt hill, my mom drives a crappy toyota corolla with 1 hub cap, and i do not wax my eyebrows or get a tan everyday. thank you.

north shore asshole#1- dont u hate those wigga bitches in south shore of staten island?

north shore asshole#2- yea they all lil rich russians and italians..

by -N.y.C- August 4, 2006

ISLAM-dunked

Any negative act done to someone by a Muslim.

A muslim Islam-dunked me when he sold me a non-functioning toy plane hence it collided to a pair of pine trees.

by skip_to_my_poo_ May 25, 2009