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The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003
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Double Middle Finger Humping

A gesture done towards someone who does or says something very stupid or ridiclous. It invloves giving the person the finger with both hands and doing a pelvic thrusting motion at the same time. This gesture can be seem most in PARKVILLE
Dude i think they make rootbeer by putting sugar in coke!
-Ur an idiot....(Doube Middle Finger Humping)
by parkville April 7, 2005
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Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP
This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day
by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017
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Jump Hump

Want to help me jump hump my girlfriend.
by Exmormonnick May 8, 2022
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Humping iron

Workout where a man is bench pressing a woman sitting on the bar while another is riding him as the two women make out for as long as his arms and dick can last.
Carter was humping iron with Linda and Chloe yesterday for 2 hours!
by Cpl HotPockets July 23, 2024
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violent hump

Thrust so powerful it causes bleeding for the person on the receiving end
I'm so tore from your violent hump. I'm never going to be able to have sex again.
by carpoolboy July 31, 2016
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Gang Humping

When a bunch of people in a game are attacking you without attacking each other.
Quenton: All these shotgun players are gang humping me.
Bob Billy Joe: At least you're getting humped.
by WolvesMyth November 25, 2019
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