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The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003
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Double Middle Finger Humping

A gesture done towards someone who does or says something very stupid or ridiclous. It invloves giving the person the finger with both hands and doing a pelvic thrusting motion at the same time. This gesture can be seem most in PARKVILLE
Dude i think they make rootbeer by putting sugar in coke!
-Ur an idiot....(Doube Middle Finger Humping)
by parkville April 7, 2005
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Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP
This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day
by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017
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air humping

the action of trying to impregnate the air
(50% success chance)
(50% death chance)
"THAT NIGGA IS AIR HUMPING!!!, HE'S TRYING TO IMPREGNATE THE AIR!!!"
by Taffeta_ May 31, 2024
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mega hump

Getting very upset over nothing
Feeling extremely upset over something someone said to you.
Jack called her weird and now she wont talk to him cause she has the mega hump.
by Eli. December 15, 2008
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I'll scoot a hump on ye

I will hit you and leave you with a bump, usually said by parents and grandparent
If you keep shouting at me young man, I'll scoot a hump on ye
by Derry Irish November 5, 2021
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jonas brothers hump

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers
Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump
by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014
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