Hookah

Another word to call your friends that are girls

Hey hookahs how’s it hanging

by Hi Hoomans! July 7, 2019

poo hook

A poo hook is performed by taking your finger and massaging it around the anal sphincter enough so that the smell of it is noticeably present on it. From there, you sneak up behind the unsuspecting victim, quickly slide the tip of your finger in the corner of their mouth, and pull on it like a fish hook.

Mike was acting like a total douche, so I had John distract him, got ready, and totally caught him off-guard with the poo hook. He said the smell was unbearable, and I was proud.

by Balok of the Fesarius December 9, 2008

hooker

Someone who does a job they hate for a paycheque. Their main focus in life is money and would crawl a mile for a penny.

Look at Chris working at McDonald's for such a shitty wage. What a hooker.

by HATT August 10, 2006

HOOKA

One who uses their body for money

sometimes the girl gives off signals that shes very interested and u think ur gonna get lucky so u go all out and u get robbed...those damn HOOKA's!

by The REAL James Dunn November 13, 2011

hookeritch

The result of a hooker picking up the wrong trick and getting crabs or any other STD that may cause an itching, burning, or general feeling of discomfort.

That crackhead gave me the hookeritch.

by 2A 3K April 6, 2008

Hookalogist

Someone who studies the different flavors of hookah and mixes flavors to get new tastes.

The man mixing all the flavors at the hookah bar was a hookalogist

by Brenton C January 22, 2009

hookaface

someone that acts like a hooker, or simply someone you don't like. he or she is called a "hooka-face," although typically this title is reserved for persons of the female persuasion. pronunciation shouldn't be confused with "hookah," the flavored tobacco. 'tis "hook-a-face."

A: That bitch didn't pay me back.
B: Yeah, she's such a hookaface.

by coconutcodine July 22, 2009