Woke hobo

An individual who chooses live a subsistence lifestyle and eco warrior philosophy while stepping into the carbon foot prints of others.

Jason is such a woke hobo he only takes natural fiber items from the free store.

Sunbeam went on forever about the evils of oil companies before she asked me for all my plastic recycling to repair her tar paper shack.

by HeathIam November 5, 2019

HoBo Jones

The act of masturbating another person to completion into a storm drain

“You want a hobo jones? I’ll give you one for a can of beans.”

by HoBo Jones April 29, 2024

Hobo fight

Butt sex in the area of train yard and/or tracks

Jenny and Forrest got high and had a hobo fight after Lt. Dan left.

by Gimpygump May 20, 2022

Hypixel Hobo

Imagine a typical Hypixel player, imagine if they were amazing and they were cool. Basically a nice Hypixel boi.

AnEpicYeet is a Hypixel Hobo Supreme.

by ThatMangoMonkey June 22, 2021

hobo blower

Guys who give hobo's blowjobs for a living.

Me: Hey did you know brian is a hobo blower.
Friend: eww gross.

by azazel April 23, 2014

Wrong kind of Hobo

means that the person is not to be trusted and a bad character. He could be aggressive or just simply not a nice guy.

-"Alex gave 3 kids a black eye last week... This guy is mean!"
-"I'm telling you, he's the wrong kind of hobo."

by s.skaterxds April 18, 2011

Hobo Johnson

the weirdest but funniest artist on earth

do you like hobo johnson :Person

no. :Everyone

by yungswagsurfer July 10, 2025