Hipster moke

Hitting a mod/vape while hitting a dry herb vaporizer with weed

Packing the dry herb vaporizer with weed and tobacco

What are you doing

I'm doing a hipster moke

by Yupyupyuuup September 14, 2016

Hasterbation

The act of masterbating to orgasm as quickly as possible, usually due to the need for sexual release in a restricted time period. If the hasterbater does not orgasm in time, they will suffer terribly until another chance arrives.

A quick bit of hasterbation should ensure you won't be sitting through school with blue balls.

by Clorox Cunt October 25, 2016

Hipsterobscura

/ˈhɪp.stɚ‿opˈsku .ra/
Any building/design aesthetics Most Desired By Hipsters and other people who like to seem Savvy and Cutting-Edge. Specifically, any design/aesthetic choice made especially because it's "unique enough" to warrant "bragging rights" that highlight that person's, supposed Uniqueness, but otherwise is impractical or annoying or simply pointless. This especially applies to those who invest a great deal of effort into something so that they can go, "Oh that? Yeah that's just my like, Knowledge about this Obscureish thing that demarcates me as Superior and Cooler than you."

"I would like my home to showcase my wealth of knowledge about my expensive hobby, you know? I want that hipsterobscura look."

"We have a post-contemporary hipsterobscura aesthetic throughout the office, which fits perfectly with our hip alternative tech startup lifestyle."

by Aschedjidoi October 30, 2016

hipster cleavage

Seeing a hipster dude's balls through his skinny jeans, crazy tight pants, or borrowed pants from sister/girlfriend.

Dude, I totally can see his hipster cleavage in those pants. Time to invest in some sweatpants or something not found in the children's department.

by SD Dev December 20, 2016

hipster fuccboi

Unlike typical fuccbois you will find these in groups of 5 to 10. Usually using slang before it's cool and doing style before it's cool. Unfortunately they can still steal your bitches like a typical fuccboi unlike a hipster. Usually succumb to cuffing season at some point in their lives, unlike typical fuccbois.

John: Look at Asher over there with his beanie, stealing our bitches like a true hipster fuccboi.

by HipsterFuccboi February 13, 2017

Hipster God

see Rollins, Henry

I threw away all my Iron Maiden CD's after I heard the Hipster God go on a rant about how pretentious they are and how they think they're so smart - thanks Hipster God!

by Cryptic IV May 14, 2017

hamster hoarding

Stealing food from a love interest,

Drinking drinks of another person's to mark ones territory.
Elementary flirting by bullying

Like the fellow hamster who marks ones territory

And steals nourishment from loved ones

He is hamster hoarding hard on her.
This guy won't stop hamster hoarding me.

by KmLK philosopher May 1, 2018