Hand babies

Male masturbation

Nathan was caught making hand babies at the computer

by Bunnybear17 October 14, 2015

hand-holdy

Too easy, treating gamers like idiots

hand-holdy i have no idea what should i write here so somebody edit this

by ToiletDuck06 August 4, 2020

Hand Hug

masterbation

dude i wake up every morning and give myself a hand hug

by james jerkmaninoff February 28, 2011

hand grenade

A gesture thrown by hand thumbs up or thumb up if only using one hand, ie the Fonz. A final affirmation for when everything is spot on. (Friendship goes with a bang!)

When you look at your hand in the thumbs up gesture side on, if you look closely at the four curled fingers that go into the palm and notice the edge of the knuckles it looks very much like the classic early Hand Grenade known as the pineapple hand grenade. Now looking back at your hand in the thumbs up gesture if you curl over your thumb and imagine its inside the ring that’s joined onto the pin, then move your thumb up as if to remove the pin thumbs up BOOM. A hand gesture thrown by the hand grenade Friendship goes with a bang!

by ThumbPin December 9, 2008

Hand Shanty

When a women pleasures a man by stroking his rager.

Look at that heffer over there eating that snatchburger I bet she gives a good hand shanty.

by MG Boys November 21, 2004

Hand job

haven someone choke the chicken......i choke the chicken every god damn night!! yea mutha trucker now what!

muhahahahaha

by foolshatewisdom August 2, 2003

hand sanitizer

Placing one's hand inside of a freshly douched pussy.

After I got home from work, I used my woman's hand sanitizer.

by Joefus' Roommate October 26, 2008