Hammer Time

A male lays down on his back while erect. A female takes a nail and places it in the tip of the penis and processed to hammer the nail in using her breasts.

Man my dick really hurts from all that hammer time my girlfriend did to me last night.

by SmoothTalkPHD October 18, 2020

hammer snorter

A "hammer snorter" is a gay man that sucks cock while doing coke

Hey look at that gay hammer snorter!

by Battlebusdriver December 9, 2018

Smash Hammered

When someone gets drunk, intoxicated, or inebriated beyond all reasonable need to be that fucked up.

"Man, last night i got so drunk trying to forget about chelsea breaking up with me I ended up hanging upside down from a street lamp."

"Dude, you were smash hammered."

by Simon5025 October 10, 2012

Broken Hammer

A broken hammer is just like a tool but is less useful, very annoying and someone that thinks they are better than you.

Jamal is acting like broken hammer.

by ThickBoi33 November 17, 2020

Hammer Jammer

ham·mer | \ ˈha-mər - jam·mer | \ ˈja-mər

A fancy boot, wearing person with giant cuffs on his or her raw denim jeans. Particularly a person whose cuffs are larger than 5”.

Hey, Gerald, look at that hammer jammer! His cuffs are epic!

by Grain and Twill April 23, 2023

joy hammer

The name every man on planet earth gives his penis.

Jack: Hey baby, my joy hammer is ready to fix all your problems.
Jill: Sorry dude, I had my heart set on a pink taco...

by El Pulpo Guapo November 8, 2015

Hammer Bro

An enemy sometimes encountered in mainline Mario games. Often seen in pairs, their behavior involves tossing hammers in an upward arc at you. Essentially, they are some of the most annoying cunts you will ever encounter in any video game. When you approach one, be sure to have a mushroom on you because there is a very low chance that you'll get past them without getting hit at least once.

Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I DIED
Person 2: What happened?
Person: 1 IT'S THOSE FUCKING HAMMER BROS, THEY ARE NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID! FUCK!

by zvcxasdfkwyrio June 17, 2022