When you need to take a dump at work but when you are heading to the bathroom a bunch of other people head into the bathroom, preventing you from doing your business
"Dude, I had to drop the mother of all deuces at work, but a flushmob showed up and I had to go elsewhere."
by anonymous December 18, 2025
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Similar to Jungle Fever, but less severe. One still feels a little heat in the presence of a deliciously chocolate individual.
by RawrRa June 25, 2010
Get the Jungle Flush mug.The one-flush special is an act of masturbation. In said act, one first produces excrement into any given toilet. After this being done, the given person proceeds to masturbate without flushing, becoming aroused by the stench of his own feces, leading to an incredible climax. After the ejaculant is cleaned, the mixture of excrement and semen is finally flushed.
Tom: "Hey man I heard you jacked off in the grocery store bathroom"
Friend: "Yeah bro, I pulled off the one-flush special!"
Friend: "Yeah bro, I pulled off the one-flush special!"
by Habertown December 23, 2010
Get the One-Flush Special mug.A person who flushes the toilet while they are peeing expecting to finish peeing prior to the conclusion of the flush only to find their strong stream goes longer than expected.
I hear Steve flush the toilet, but when I go in there the water's yellow. He's an impatient flusher.
by T Macalicious November 4, 2013
Get the Impatient Flusher mug.1. A method by which one might intervene when a toilet is about to overflow, often due to an atypically large dump clogging the fixture. It involves pouring water into the bowl to balance out the displacement which a typical or automated flush without clogging would normally do. One must act fast in such a situation, resorting to the use of a nearby trash can or other receptacle in which to collect water from the tub or sink and then quickly dump into the impending explosion of the clogged toilet bowl.
2. A rare hand in poker where the player folds, citing and displaying greater interest in masturbating than in continuing to play.
2. A rare hand in poker where the player folds, citing and displaying greater interest in masturbating than in continuing to play.
1. "Holy eff, how big was your fucking turd, man? That's gonna flood this place! Quick, do a manual flush!"
2. "Jeremy's always dope to hang with, but when it comes to poker, he's more into the manual flush and coming, if you know what I mean..."
2. "Jeremy's always dope to hang with, but when it comes to poker, he's more into the manual flush and coming, if you know what I mean..."
by PicklePuss November 15, 2013
Get the Manual Flush mug.Someone who gets very upset when a prior person did not flush the toilet, resulting in them having to flush it while pissed off.
"Who used the toilet and didn't flush again. It pisses me off when I have to flush for you." resulting in the act of an angry flush.
"You fuckers didn't flush the toilet again. This is a work place and I am not your mother, so FLUSH the damn toilet so I don't have to angry flush for you.
"You fuckers didn't flush the toilet again. This is a work place and I am not your mother, so FLUSH the damn toilet so I don't have to angry flush for you.
by T.S.A - Toilet Safety Admin. April 19, 2014
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