Milk for Free

A term used to say that instead of intimacy in a relationship, you can get the sex for free( via slut, whore, prostitute, etc.) Also in the statement, " Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?"

From RvB

Caboose: My dad always said " Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?"
Church: Hey Rookie. Did you just call my girfriend a cow?
Tucker: No dude, I think he called her a slut.

by Secret Justin December 14, 2008

free weed

The only thing better the real weed

Smoke weed and look in your walet... nothing
Smoke free weed and look in you walet... enought money for a hooker

by Davin Banks November 28, 2005

Freestones

Stolen Keysones.

Drunk guy # 1 - Good thing we robbed that liqour store tonight! Got me alot of keystones!

Drunk guy # 2 - You dumbass! these arent keystones! these are Freestones!

by CrazyKarl1 October 13, 2009

Sugar-free sugardaddy

A sugar daddy who puts out the money but gets none of the fringe benefits that a sugar daddy should be getting.

Dude gave her all his cash and she still didn't put out...that's the 100th time she's done that to him. He's a Sugar-free sugardaddy.

by Non sugar daddy March 10, 2011

free hair

The type of hair you have naturally, not permed, colored, treated, etc. Free hair is preferred because outside of modest priced haircuts and shampoo, there is no cost.

My wife spends $100+ every five to six weeks getting her hair colored. This makes me really mad and I wish that she would just get free hair.

by Mr. Moo Bovine August 26, 2007

free pump

To ejaculate without any touching of the penis or testicles

Andy F pulled out his massive Johnson and free pumped all over her breasts

by Lesterr71 February 17, 2017

olly olly oxen free

How osama was caught.

navy seals: "olly olly oxen free"

osama bin laden: "dirka dirka jihad alla"

navy seals: "we got him obama"

by the american... June 1, 2011