Floot

snob; self-righteous person

Tommy thought he was above using plastic dinner utensils. He is such a Floot.

by coley83 June 13, 2008

Flat Top

To stay behind in a foreign country while on a work related trip and abandon all of your responsibilities without saying anything to anyone in order to chase a girl only to come home five weeks later to find you no longer have a job and your cat hates you.

He is not on the plane, did Alex say goodbye to anyone? No, he totally flat topped. Well, I hope she isn't pregnant.

by the juggler November 20, 2013

flat

a skanky little ho who thinks she has a chest and walks around looking like a board

hey sexy, dont you think im hott?
you flat as hell woman
flat? what do you mean, flat?

by FuckAnarchy907 July 22, 2006

Flat Spliff

Noun; A marijuana cigarette that has been in your back pocket so long that it is flat.

I am kicking back illing with a Flat Spliff.

by Hugh G. Rekshon August 29, 2014

flat game

A video game designed for use on traditional television or mobile device screen rather than for virtual reality devices. This includes both 2D and 3D rendered graphics.

1. I haven't had a desire to play any flat games since getting my new headset.
2. Is that new game going to also work as a flat game or is it just for VR?

by thisisafakenamenotusedbyomeone March 11, 2017

Flat

Kirk

Kirk=flatness

by NotKirk September 2, 2017

Flat tired wheelbarrow

Have your girl in the wheelbarrow position as you have intercourse with her. Just as she gets ready to orgasm, you reach down and pull one arm out from underneath her. As soon as her face hits the ground you start scooting her across the carpet, letting go of her arm at the same time. She wil try to desperately to lift her face off the carpet thus looking like a flat tired wheelbarrow.

I met this chick that was into pain, so i gave her a flat tired wheelbarrow.

by Full Patch October 7, 2017